You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize