I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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