so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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