Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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