I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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