I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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