out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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