I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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