After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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