I look better un-naked...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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