I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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