Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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