Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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