she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You almost got us killed.
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Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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