after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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