In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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