I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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