just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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