Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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