She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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