I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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