My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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