I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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