Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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