I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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