Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Hippo gnu deer
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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