both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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