If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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