i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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