3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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