i barfeds in our rink
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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