and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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