How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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