just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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