Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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