The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He did a backflip because drugs
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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