Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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a search helicopter?!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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