Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize