he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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