you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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