the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
When did angry sex become our thing?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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