**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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