This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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