I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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