Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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