I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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