Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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