bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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