I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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