my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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