I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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