I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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